Warning: The following jokes are offensive ones - see the other pages for jokes suitable for all.
There was a young country boy who was very bright. In fact he was bright enough to be accepted to Harvard. One of his first assignments at Harvard was to write a paper on a famous person. He didn't know who he would wrtie about so he decided to go to the library and do some research. He found this difficult because he didn't know where the library was. He saw a professor walking down the hall, He stopped the professor and said to him "Do you know where the library is at?" The professor looks at the young man strangely and says, "Young man, here at Harvard we never end a sentence in a preposistion." The young man says, "Oh, excuse me. Do you know where the library is at asshole?"
Subject: SPORT OF CHOICE
Read the following six statements and the amazing conclusion they lead to ...
THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls.
(Written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,...
the Hillsboro Fire Department wants you.
(Sign posted in a bathroom)
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!
(On the inside of a toilet door)
Patrons are requested to remain seated
throughout the entire performance.
"$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an
arrow pointing down into the
(Sign seen at a restaurant)
The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food......... please aim properly.
Those who write on shithouse walls,
Roll their shit in little balls,
Those who read these lines of wit,
Eat those little balls of shit.
I found these toilet jokes at http://www.euphoria.force9.co.uk/realhumour/html/jokes/toilgraff.html